crystal ✦ balmung
emp ward 30 ✦ subdivision apt #87

unnamed clinic

A questionable chirurgeon and mysterious healer operate from this completely sanitary and safe clinic tucked away in a dark alley.

✦ POPUP VENUE ✦

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word on the street

Word is one can get patched up at this seedy clinic: no questions, no fuss, and sometimes even no payment if you're in a rut, because everyone deserves access to healthcare (It just may be questionable healthcare.)If you are criminally oriented, desperate, or just in need of a little discretion, this clinic has no affiliation and is safe neutral ground.So long as you don't mind the conditions of the clinic and potentially getting patched up by a mysterious and weird little guy who never shows his face and goes by Cheats, someone will do their best to see to whatever ails you.Just turn right when you reach the chainlink fence and head up the stairs.

this venue operates as a popup venue, and has no operating schedule. staff also only consists of one to two people, and we appreciate your kindness and patience as we do our best to see to everyone we can. ♥all services rendered will be paid for with ic gil, or with other means such as bartering or ic favors if gil is not an option. no ooc gil is required.

• RULES

unfortunately, we have

RULES

ONE. The nature of this venue invites many dark and mature themes, and so for the comfort of ourselves and our guests, this is an 18+ venue, IC and OOC. Despite this, please keep explicitly sexual material in party or whispers.TWO. Respect aliases and anonymity, and feel free to use an alias yourself. If you saw someone here, no you didn't.THREE. This is neutral ground. Whatever your grudge or affiliation, leave it behind— absolutely no fighting in the clinic. It is small and Cheats is very fragile. If you want to fight, you can take it to the alley, or out of the venue entirely.FOUR. Please respect others and exercise consent before doing anything drastic to another. This goes for us as well, as there are many types of character origins and different types of healing may not always take. We will never impose a desired result upon you— it is up to you whether or not procedures are successful.FIVE. Weapons are permitted. The doctor has a gun too. Minions are also permitted, but they will be treated as IC.SIX. There will be no tolerance for racism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, sexism, etc.SEVEN. Don't ask too many questions. Where your doc comes from and what they look like beneath the mask are unimportant. They're just here to fix you up.

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things to keep in mind

in order to help us see to and provide satisfying rp to everyone that arrives, here are some things to consider and keep in mind when you visit. ♥

[x] If both doctors are seeing people, feel free to wait in the alley (the barrel can function as a seat), but we do have space inside! And cookies! Perhaps someday Cheats will think to buy more chairs.[x] We recommend coming in with the outcome you'd like to see already in mind. We are here to help facilitate the arc you want your character to go through— if you'd like the problem to be fixed completely, just diagnosed and a treatment attempted, or if your character is beyond help at all, it helps to know! We may message you OOC to ask what you're looking to get out of the visit, so it's good to have an idea beforehand![x] Emergencies or conditions that can be quickly and concisely treated work best for single visits. That is not to say you can't approach us with something more mysterious and complex, but we often have many patients to get through in an evening, so we try to meter our time so all get a chance to be seen. We don't want to blow past or trivialize your issue, so longer term, complex issues will be treated like a consultation and if desired, treatment worked through over repeat visits to do justice to the gravity of the problem.

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